just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
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When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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