Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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