He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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