he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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