Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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