ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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