she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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