im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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