Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
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What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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