dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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