I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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