I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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You kept trying to hail an ambulance
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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