just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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