Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
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I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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