He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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