So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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