Christians are straight up FREAKS
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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