oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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