Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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