What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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