Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.