Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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