love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
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