Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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