Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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