took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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