dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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