Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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