In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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