why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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