It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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