So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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