Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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