I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
