quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
they're like a gay fantastic four
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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