If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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