My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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