Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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