Walk of Shame today included voting.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
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