Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
We just shotgunned beers for America
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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