That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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