Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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