The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I just cut my nipple shaving
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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