I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
