You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
is wine microwaveable?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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