I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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