He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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