And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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