I love black thongs
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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