wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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