i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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