she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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