he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You are a genius and a whore.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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