She announced her abortion via fbk
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
