I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
someone owes me an orgasm
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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