I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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