On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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