yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
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I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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