They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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